Guess that line....

1. Character 1: You've been so nice to me, I'd like to buy you something. What would you like?
Character 2: A soup bone.
Character 1:A what?
Character 2: A soup bone. For my dog. He's awful hungry.

2. Character 1: You saved my life, so you owe me something.
Character 2: Oh, it was I who saved your life, so now I owe *you* something! Hey look, have you gone crazy?
Character 1: Look, I didn't ask you to save my life, but you did. So now I feel you are responsible for me.
Character 2: Well I don't!
Character 1: Well, what's the good of having a life saved when you can't have any fun with it?

3.Character 1: He wouldn't even listen to what you had to say? Honestly, darling, even if he is my own uncle ...
Character 2: You can't call him anything that I haven't.
Character 1: I know what we can do.
Character 2: Oh, let's just forget about it.
Character 1: Oh, so you're quitting?
Character 2: I'm not quitting, but what else can I do?
Character 1: Listen, ----. I've been handling him since I was a little girl, and I've always gotten what I wanted. You won't do any good trying to fight him. You've got to go around him.

4.Duval, please! I can't hear myself think, and I'm trying to think in French!

5. Character 1: Tell me - How does this reception differ from your famous Washington parties?
Character 2: Well we have a good time!

 

6. Character 1:  But why did you do it? You must have had a reason.
Character 2: Oh, yes! I had a hundred reasons! Would you like to hear them?
Character 1: I certainly would.

7. Character 1: There's thirteen people in the audience.
Character 2: This is no time to be superstitious. It's bad luck.

8. You know what's been the matter with you? You've been walking around with a picture book villain in your pocket and every once in a while you take a look at it like it was a mirror.

 

9.There's a ---- ---- in every town and they're all alike: so full of hope and so hopeless.

 

10.It happum on one ah dem Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah Days. Now dat's the kinda day where you can't opem yo mouf widout a song jumpin right out of it!

11. Here comes head waiter -------, Look Old!

 

12.I wish someone loved me like you love you!

 

13.Character 1.Wait! Wait! Wait! How would you like to work in pictures?

Character 2: I wouldn't like it!

Character 1: 4 week contract $60 a week!

Character 2: Don't bother me!

Character 1: Alright I'll make it $75!

 

14. Character 1:He isn't in here is he?

Character 2: With us kids?

 

15.Character 1: That's funny. You don't
 speak with a French accent.
Character 2: My father is English, so I was educated in England.
Character 1: But you don't speak with an English accent.
Character 2: Why should I? I'm French!

 

16: Character 1: Let's see where it says you wrote it!
Character 2: Well, I guess it doesn't say.
Character 1: Did you get much for it?
Character 2: Oh, he didn't pay me anything.

 

17.Well, if he's good enough to be on the table, he's good enough to walk around it.

 

18.Character 1: Alright, alright, let's have the five saxes right in there...
Character 2: *Five* saxes?
Character 1: And the trombones, right on the left here, over there, right in there, and the four trumpets right behind them...
Character 2: Four Trombones and Four Trumpets! When they get playing, what's gonna hold the roof on?
Character 3: He's trying five saxes with a trumpet lead.
Character 2: Maybe it's good and maybe it ain't, but it's radical!

  

19. Oh! He has the head of a goat!

20.Such a dreadful temper! I'm glad I'm not marrying you! Well, I am marrying you, but I'm marrying you to her.