"I can do without You!"

DORIS:In the Summer you're the Winter

In the finger you're the splinter

In the banquet you're the stew

Say, I could do without you

HOWARD:In the garden you're the gopherIn the Levi's you're the loafer

Like an overturned canoe

Well, I could do without you

DORIS:You can go to Philadelphia

Take a hack to Hackensack

Hey, I'll never ring a bell fer yer

Or yell fer yer to come back

HOWARD:In the question you're the why

In the ointment you're the fly

DORIS:Though I know some things are indefensible

Like a buck or two

If there's one thing I can do without

I can do without you

HOWARD:In the barrel you're a pickle

In the goldmine you're a nickel

You're the tack inside my shoe

Yes, I can do without you

DORIS:In my bosom you're a dagger

You're a mangy carpetbagger

In the theatre you're the 'boo'

I can do without you

HOWARD:You got charms, they ain't bewitchin' me

You've a face no one would paint

DORIS:I got the darndest itch in me To be wherever you ain't

HOWARD: In the bullfrog you're the croak

DORIS: In the forest, poison oak

HOWARD:Though I know somethings are necessary My half-pint buckaroo

If there's one thing I can do withoutI can do without.....

DORIS:You're a knothead!

HOWARD:You're a faker!

DORIS:You're a bonehead!

HOWARD:Troublemaker!

BOTH:I can do without you!

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